yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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