She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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