what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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