Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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