problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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