I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
