it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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