she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You peed on a flamingo?!?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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