How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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