are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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