no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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