What a fucking waste of an outfit
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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