Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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