do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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