her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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