just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
NoShamevember. You game?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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