I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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