We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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