i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
