May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
