That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize