just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
