I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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