So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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