Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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