Heybabeimwearingurpanties
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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