i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize