I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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