yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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