But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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