dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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