I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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