Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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