C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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