hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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