what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I will pee on everything he values.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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