Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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