The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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