The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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