: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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