my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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