How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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