why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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