i think i have herpe
just one?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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