Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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