Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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