i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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