I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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