I wannas sexs uuuuu
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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