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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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