she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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