just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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