Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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