I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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