She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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