So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize